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katspaw: ceriene:

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:25:29 +0200

ceriene:

judgemask-zacharie: slightlyoffcolour: maidenmisskey: thatsnot...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:44:31 +0200

slightlyoffcolour:

maidenmisskey:

thatsnotwhathipposdo:

This was the outfit I wore to school today. I spent forever doing my hair, made an effort to actually wear makeup, wore jewelry, the whole nine yards, which I seriously never do. I wanted to get away from the normal t-shirt and jeans I usually wear so that I could take cute pictures with the Seniors on their way out of high school for the last time.

If you’ll notice, the front of the skirt is more than halfway down my thigh and I even had shorts on underneath. There’s no way anyone was seeing anything under this skirt.

At my school we have a “knee length” rule for all bottoms. I got through periods 1 through 4 with not even a comment from a teacher or administrator. All I got was compliments from many students, which made me feel awesome about myself.

In lunch, I go to the vending machine to get water. The second I turn around, there’s the Principal right in my face. “Hi there, your skirt is very pretty, but it’s way too short.”

“Well Mr.Crouch, I am pretty tall, and—“

“But that’s not what matters. I’m saying that if the sheer fabric wasn’t there, the part underneath wouldn’t be legal. So you’ve got two options, you can either go to ISS, or change into something appropriate. What do you want to do?”

“Um, well I think I might have something. I’ll change.”

“Okay, and come right back and show me what you’ve changed into.”

I knew I didn’t have anything to change into, because I’d worn this skirt before with no trouble.

I went back to my table to finish my lunch, and shortly after he approached me again.

“I thought you were going to go change?”

“I will, I just wanted to finish my lunch first.”

“Alright. And when you change, go show the front office to see if they approve.”

Now we’re standing at the door waiting to be released from lunch. Bear in mind, this will be 3 times he’s approached me in maybe a 10 minute time span.

“Are you going to change?”

“Yes, I just want to let my 5^th period teacher know where I am.”

“What’s your first name again?”

“Emily.”

“And who’s your next teacher?”

“Mrs. Solburg.”

“Which one?”

“Drama.”

“Well I’ll let Mrs. Solburg know you’re going to be a few minutes late to class, alright?”

“Okay…”

So I went to class and let Mrs. Solburg know Mr. Crouch would be coming by soon because of my skirt and that I had no intentions of changing.

He walks in the classroom through the back entrance and says, apparently before scanning the room to see if I’m even in there, “Emily is going to be a few minutes late because she’s changing clothes. Oh, is she in here?”

Duh.

“Make sure you change.”

“Alright.”

He left, and I told my teacher that I didn’t have anything to change into. We looked in her closet and couldn’t find anything that normal people would wear that was both appropriate and matched what I was wearing. I told her to not worry about it, that I’d have my mom sign me out to go home.

When I hung up with my mom, here comes Mr. Crouch again. Mrs. Solburg tells him that I am signing out because I couldn’t find anything to change into.

“Oh, well she told me she had something to change into.”

“Mr. Crouch, I said that I might.”

“No, you said you had something.”

And he walked out.

Let’s count the things that were more wrong than my skirt, shall we?

1.      Him approaching me twice while I was trying to eat in our already short lunch time

2.      Him interrupting my theatre class twice just to tell me to change

3.      The fact he said my skirt wouldn’t be “legal” without the sheer fabric, and also, why would I wear the skirt without the outer fabric?! It’s the whole skirt!

4.      My friend Melissa had been trying to schedule a meeting with him since 2^nd period to start up a donation drive for the suffering families in Oklahoma, and he was too busy following me around to help her

5.      So many Seniors were dressed way more inappropriately than me with tank tops and booty shorts

6.      I would have had to miss the Senior Walk even if I didn’t go home because I’d have been in ISS, so I didn’t get to say bye to all of my senior friends

7.      I had to disrupt my mom at work to sign me out

8.      I had to miss my last two classes when I had already been absent the previous day and needed to make up work

9.      He singled me out to the extreme, embarrassed me, and made me cry in front of my class

10.  My friend David wore shorts with a 5 inch inseam a few weeks ago and wasn’t even approached by an administrator. It was just shrugged off as him being a “silly boy”

11.  He didn’t even want to hear what I had to say about being tall (proportions, man. Put my skirt on any short girl and it would be fine. They don’t make cute skirts that are knee length on a 5’11” girl. It just doesn’t happen.), and he completely dismissed me when I said that I told him I *might* have a change of clothes, even though it was the truth

If he put just half as much effort as he did checking up on me every 5 minutes into, maybe, /running a school/, then everyone probably wouldn’t hate it so much.

Absolutely ridiculous.

What the fuck? You look cute and 100% appropriate. There is nothing “way too short” about that skirt. I want to find this guy and be like “listen here you lil’ shit”. Bitches be needing to check theyselves. Rock on cutie, you’re fabulous.

I dont understand, if there is a knee length rule, why’d you break it if you knew about it?? Ive seen many posts about something similar like this, but the reason was about very hot days. And you did this because you wanted to look nice. There is quite a difference in that.
Oh and, tumblr user Slightlyoffcolored, please do not react that way. That is very inappropriate, yes she looks nice, but that doesnt mean you can go and /insult/ someone for trying to get other to follow the rules.
Have a nice day *tips hat*

This is really unsettling because I wear skirts like that to school everyday and I never get an earful from anybody wow holy shit dress codes in america are strict as fuck

fabryski: A comic exercise I wanted to do with a simple...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:34:58 +0200

fabryski:

A comic exercise I wanted to do with a simple story, working with a vampire character made me kinda like them ? It was supposed to be 4 pages long. Erm…

theawesomebritishprussian: yesicanbelieveit: so-so-lovely: HA...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:57:45 +0200

theawesomebritishprussian:

yesicanbelieveit:

so-so-lovely:

HARRY POTTER DUBSTEP

JUST PRESS PLAY.

My soul is orgasming.

Put on headphones

Close your eyes.

Im crying right now this is amazing omg

he-wants-the-doitsu: naive-assassin: sugariechibi: Hey...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:54:12 +0200

he-wants-the-doitsu:

naive-assassin:

sugariechibi:

Hey fandom,I ain’t dead yet. ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS xDDD

Let’s fangirl in a corner until tomorrow’s episode comes out, okay? *-*

YOU USED THE FREE ELF THING OMFG

abraesive: you gOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. YOU GOTTA DRAW...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:43:45 +0200

abraesive:

you gOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE.

YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY,”WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?”

NOT FUCKING THIS

askchibiromano: As if Spain’s opinion changes anything.

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:14:10 +0200

askchibiromano:

As if Spain’s opinion changes anything.

numberoneletdown: How to sum up The Great Gatsby

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:09:37 +0200

numberoneletdown:

How to sum up The Great Gatsby

foxingfaces: Just some Capitol styles…

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:09:29 +0200

foxingfaces:

Just some Capitol styles…

pyroveride: China: where gingers become demigods

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:07:33 +0200

pyroveride:

China: where gingers become demigods

youtubands: STILL THE SINGLE BEST THING IN EXISTENCE DO YOU...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:36:57 +0200

youtubands:

STILL THE SINGLE BEST THING IN EXISTENCE

DO YOU FANCY BILLIE PIPER SIR

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Fri, 24 May 2013 13:34:43 +0200

abunchofassholes: oppressorcrunch: guajeo: mirandaadria: guajeo: mirandaadria: guajeo: unknwnk...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:32:48 +0200

abunchofassholes:

oppressorcrunch:

guajeo:

mirandaadria:

guajeo:

mirandaadria:

guajeo:

unknwnknght:

Holy fuck, I’ve been reading through a TON of MRA and Feminist blogs tonight. This has been a roller coaster ride. Both have valid points, both have their loons. This whole thing is very touchy, and plenty of people have very strong opinions whether they be conservative to radical. I’ve seen so…

the word you’re looking for is egalitarian

The word she’s looking for is fucking “feminism”.

K but u wrong doe

K but I’m not stfu whitey.

hahahaha oops

mirandaadria making an ass of herself again

I died of secondhand embarrassment after about 15 seconds of looking through mirandaadria’s blog.

I cannot move. Please send help.

ah, the sweet sound of an sjw dumbass getting being proven that they’re a fucktit

eunilicious: MY BABY GIR WITH HER FIS H

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:30:12 +0200

eunilicious:

MY

BABY

GIR

WITH HER FIS H

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Fri, 24 May 2013 13:30:05 +0200

vapidmalefloozy: daphneontherun: you’re minding your own business just reading a fic when...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:27:32 +0200

vapidmalefloozy:

daphneontherun:

you’re minding your own business

just reading a fic

when suddenly

you see it

spamano-butt-sex: hetalia season 5 - ep. 16 (raws)

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:26:34 +0200

spamano-butt-sex:

hetalia season 5 - ep. 16 (raws)

Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:17:56 +0200

Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels

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Fri, 24 May 2013 13:16:56 +0200

askbutterscotch: i could see that. i would watch that.

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:25:07 +0200

askbutterscotch:

i could see that.

i would watch that.